Voyante Véronique

Taureau
Confusion reigns in your household today because Saturn is ascending in the sixth house, and the Moon is dominant.
Confusion also reigns when you try and speak french because your accent is so shit.
Marteau, monteau, moto, mouton, menton and matelot all sound a bit similar to the English ear. But unless you want to try say that you hammered a sailor on the chin while wearing a sheepskin coat on a motorbike, best practice first.

Voyante Véronique

Bélier
Now is not a good time to try and get to grips with all the different French words for bread.
Is it une baguette or un pain? Une miche or une ficelle or une boule? Should you ask for tradition or festival? Tranché or nature?
Best just to stick to your usual method in the boulangerie and just point at the bread you want going "oui, oui".