It is evident that astrology is bullshit. That's a given and not here for discussion.
Skeptico: What do you mean TEST astrology?
But, in the spirit of those who don't take such things seriously, I have decided to change my starsign.
My new starsign gives me the following character traits. See if you share them:
Tough, durable, low odour. Quick and easy to use. Resists flaking and discolouration. Two coats required. Easy to apply to vertical surfaces. Quick drying.
My new starsign? Hammerite
Our son was born through the miracle of IVF so his starsign is obviously Pyrex. I suspect our daughter is a Barbie. My wife must be Permacrete